

The Conference of Sa-Animals
Presale starts June 09, 2026
"Too little to live, but too much to die." Germany is getting older and older. Some are already talking about: "The Eternal Senior." In the city, the party is rocking, in the countryside the dog is dead, and some think: "Nobody cares about us anymore. I think I'm losing it; everyone is hoarding and is only eyeing our money. They're crazy, those political tigers; those greedy monkeys!"
Some are as busy as a bee, but because someone has a bug up their nose, they get run into the ground. There's something fishy going on! And meanwhile, the small fry just make a mess, breed like rabbits, and buy a pig in a poke. They've gone cuckoo. Some odd bird is already shouting: "I'm a celebrity, get me out of here!". But beware; the next crocodile deal is already lurking. And what is the blue elephant doing in the china shop?
Come to the SATI(E)RE conference and elect your new King of Fools.
André Bautzmann, Robert Günschmann, Jan Mareck, and Martin Joost present an animalistic evening of cabaret.