Solo Cabaret
Advance tickets from June 09, 2026
When I was young, everything was different! Singles were still made of vinyl and not out of desperation. I could still remember everything, whether it had happened or not. And “unhealthy” was just another word for “tasty.”
Nowadays, I’m versatilely disinterested. Before I get upset again, I’d rather just not give a damn. It doesn’t matter to me at all who dies in a movie. As long as the dog survives! Ever since I started imagining soap bubbles floating out of politicians' mouths while they talk, at least what they say is easy on the eyes. Today I even know that a little nap is like gratinating the day with cheese.
Seriously, life is too short to be sad. We have to smile more, that unsettles people.
In his fifth solo show, Michael Ranz lets Tobias Saalfeld once again put plenty of words into his mouth. Two hours of practicing smirking, smiling, and laughing. Professionals are also welcome to shriek, whinny, cheer, and slap their thighs.
So, phones off and just enjoy life for once!!!
By the way, I think that when small people open their umbrellas, they look like mushrooms.
